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A playground for parody, satire, and cosmic absurdity. The Humor section twists reality into something delightfully offbeat—where news gets spoofed, relationships get tech support, and space-time occasionally bends for a punchline. Whether it’s almost-credible headlines or emotionally intelligent satire, this is where wit meets wonder.
In an unprecedented display of quiet defiance, a local mime has announced a mayoral campaign relying solely on gestures, invisible banners, and silent rallies. The unconventional candidate promises to reduce noise pollution and save on printing costs, all while communicating a robust urban vision without uttering a single word.
In a spectacle that blurred the lines between performance art and local policy, a retired weather forecaster announced that rain was officially "on vacation" and relayed his decree through a rousing karaoke performance at the town square. Reactions ranged from enthusiastic sun worshippers to skeptical farmers, all wondering whether this was a bold civic stunt or a genuine edict against precipitation.
A suburban resident stunned city hall by proposing that traditional red, yellow and green signals be replaced with live dance performances. What started as a tongue-in-cheek pitch has escalated into a full-blown pilot program complete with auditions, rehearsals, and a surprisingly enthusiastic city council.
An everyday accountant has unilaterally declared his quiet cul-de-sac an independent principality, resorting to singing telegrams and Comic Sans proclamations. Neighbors now face fines payable in cookies, mandatory interpretive dance sessions and early-morning applause rituals-all in the name of Jeff Mortimer's grand suburban experiment.
In a stunning turn of events, a local woman has developed what she claims to be an invisibility cloak. Her primary use for this groundbreaking technology? To stealthily secure the last slice of pizza at social gatherings. This has sparked both awe and outrage among her friends and family.
In a bizarre twist of fate, a local inventor has sparked laughter and confusion after claiming to have developed a time machine. His first test run, however, landed him at a wild disco party in the 1970s, complete with bell-bottoms and funky music.
In a bizarre turn of events, a local resident has declared himself the 'Squirrel Whisperer' and has founded a union for squirrels in his neighborhood. His mission? To improve nut distribution equity and organize protests against the local cat population.
In a press conference aboard a gold-plated space yacht orbiting Mar-a-Luna, Donald Trump unveiled his most ambitious cosmic proposal yet: a solar system–wide wall to block rogue comets, space viruses, and “unlicensed alien traffic.” Constructed from space bricks and quantum rebar, the wall promises to be comet-proof, solar-powered, and—according to Trump—funded by Alpha Centauri. Astronomers remain baffled. Alpha Centauri responded: “We literally just got here.”
In a cosmic joyride that has astronomers clutching their telescopes and bureaucrats scrambling for interplanetary citations, comet 3I/ATLAS has been spotted tearing through the solar system at 138,000 mph—without a flight plan, license plate, or even a courtesy ping to Mars. With suspicious CO₂ levels and a tail that screams “galactic outlaw,” this icy renegade might just be the solar system’s first interstellar influencer.
An interstellar comet with attitude, a galactic wall proposal from a former president, and Alpha Centauri caught in the diplomatic crossfire—3I/ATLAS is blazing through the solar system at 138,000 mph, refusing to show papers and triggering cosmic chaos. NASA’s baffled, Trump’s building, and Voyager 1 is just trying to keep up.
